Tuesday, December 3, 2013

WHO WAS THE FUNNIEST OF THEM ALL?

I found this list funny, of some bizarre stuff that some people do. Who do you think was the funniest of them all?
1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.....

2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.

3. YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept....

4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.

5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills....

6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..

7. AN EDO man who sprayed himself with mortein to keep mosquitoes away......

8. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.

9. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it.....

10. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe ........

11. A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....

12. AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM.

3 comments:

  1. Lol.......
    None...The funniest is the foreigner who reads all these and believes them.

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  2. Hahaha. Honeydame on point. No one should believe all they hear...well, except of course they taste the shit like the Gwari man. lol

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