Wednesday, February 1, 2012


It’s a new month and I woke up this morning to see the picture of this brand new Blackberry innovation. Sleek!!!!!!!!! This phone is not meant  for people selling goods in the market or a typical college student or a people who are living from hand to mouth but trying to keep up with the Jones’s. This is not a phone for having money this month and being broke next month. This is for tHose top of the notch executives, imagine a CEO of a corporation using the same phone that a college student carries in their pocket. Hmmm!!! Levels, so Blackberry came up with a solution and brought out not the Mercedes version but Porsche.
So what are the features oh!!!
 1.2GHz Qualcomm MSM8655 CPU and 768MB of RAM,
 2.8-inch touchscreen with a resolution of 640 x 480
 1,230mAh battery, GPS, NFC and 
5MP rear camera with an LED flash and 720p HD video capture.
And so???? 768 MB of Ram. Abeg I will keep my desktop at home.

Also apart from whatever material that was used to build the chassis of this product that makes it expensive ( Lord knows what it is), I would personally not buy it. Prospective husband please use this money to buy my engagement ring or invest it towards something productive and rewarding (smile). What is the essence of the phone, is it not to receive and make phone calls, text and just be accessible?  Valentines Day is coming up in 13 days and I know some UK and Middle Eastern girls will want a man to prove their love by buying them is new expensive machine. While you are doing that I will be here * chewing my gum and rolling my eyes* until you wake up.

Anyway  I read Tunde Ednut’s tweet about a guy who bought the phone today and broke the phone within a few hours of the same day. You want evidence.

Courtsey: Tunde Ednut Tweet
After my above statement. Are you still going to buy the phone?
By the way Happy New Year and New Month.


  1. I read a funny post about this on Linda;s blog. Someone said, can it ping Jesus? LOL...

  2. i know oh. For real if that phone can call God direct, i will buy. Happy New Year!!!

  3. I wonder if these phones are made to be marketed solely in Nigeria. Most people don't want any sort of Blackberry around these parts. This is utter ridiculousness.

  4. The phones are available only in the Uk and Middle East for right now, it would come to the US in the summer, but right now, its creating some sort of buzz. I am waiting for the phone to go on sale.*blushing*

  5. Na wa oo. Technology evolves every second, just to rip people off

  6. hmm tomorrow, they would make the ones that probably send text message to Angels that would deliver to GOd.

  7. Na oyibo go collect our money finish! lol

    - LDP

  8. Orisirisi! I for one, know that unless something happens to my dear Red (My BB torch), I am not going anywhere, phone-wise. I just kent be bothered...and quite frankly, I will be very bothered if someone spends that amount of money for me for a phone like dat! In all of its hypeness, only 5MP camera?! shio!

  9. @ Professor for real oh!!
    @ HoneyDame, Happy New Year.... 5MP , i laff my ass off

  10. If it can be my personal genie that grants my every wish then bring it on, if not, Porsche ko, Volkswagen ni. long hiss

    Bydway, i'm sure the owner of that phone will be ready to kill something/someone

  11. I think I'm one of the very few people in the world that does not use a smartphone. lol. These days technology is progressing at a ridiculous pace. Just adding on gadgets that half the time nobody uses. I'll stick with my nokia, thank you. Enjoyed your article. Keep up the good work.

  12. lol @ Touinlicious and Oluchi, thank you for reading and also your comment.